Another giggly episode was in store for us tonight, but every week we get closer and closer to that awful day when Cougar Town will finally leave us for good.
Starting off with my favorite couple, Travis and Laurie might have underestimated how stressful raising a infant on their own was going to be, and their first weekend alone with baby Bobby quickly turned into a full blown panic attack for the both of them.
Despite their sleep deprived minds and bizarre hallucinations, they really came together as parents, which is always nice to see. We don't often get to watch these two be cute and cuddly as a couple, but tonight there were some major moments for them. Their sleepy snuggling and synchronized hyperventilating were definitely awwww-worthy moments. Even their celebration at making it through the weekend, despite turning the house into a disaster zone, was nine kinds of adorable.
I love bro-bonding as much as the next viewer, but I've got to say that Grayson and Andy's search for the "new Bobby" was pretty disappointing. We all knew that Bobby's spot could never be filled! Maybe I'm just in denial...
I used to make fun of them, but now I get goth kids. Life is pain. Pain is life. The Cure rules!
Jules and Ellie definitely took the cake with the comedy portion of the evening.
While Travis and Laurie might have overestimated their abilities as parents, Julie and Ellie definitely underestimated how hard it would be to run the bar in Grayson's place.
Leaving the door unlocked might be a rookie move, but that's exactly what they are; rookies. Instead of fessing up to the mistake, they spend the rest of the weekend overpricing drinks and sweet talking customers trying to make back the stolen money they lost. Half the fun of Ellie and Jules is watching them try and fail in whatever endeavor comes their way, and this was no different.
Ellie: We've been robbed! Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.
Even after making back most of the money, Grayson busts them. In this fictional cul-de-sac, money is apparently of no import, so naturally Grayson wasn't even mad. He did make the two girls dance on the bar Coyote Ugly style as payment for their little mishap though.
Overall, this episode had filler written all over it, but sometimes those are the best of the bunch.
Zoe: Relax, Spider. They know about us. ~
Tony: Who knows? ~
Everyone: We all know. ~
Gibbs: It's about time. Geeze.
Tony: How did you find out? ~
McGee: We're trained investigators, my friend. ~
Zoe: And in honor of us coming out, Tony is going to buy everyone drinks. ~
Tony: I am? ~
Zoe: Yeah. You are. C'mon. Get your coat. ~
Tony: Yeah, boss.
Jeannie: Is that Ellis Hightower, the electric car guy?
Marty: Yes, it is.
Jeannie: Shit... What do I have to do to get in here?
Marty: Commit a felony. Grow a penis. Wait a minute. I think you already did one of those.
Jeannie: Well, I'm gonna work on that penis.
JJ: I have nothing left. You've taken everything. ~
Askari: Oh Jennifer. There is so much more I'm going to take. First, I will take your sleep. Then, your smile. I won't let you feel safe anywhere. So I'll take your job. And finally, I will transform you so that your husband and son won't recognize you anymore. ~
JJ: You can't. I won't let you. ~
Askari: You already are. Think about the risk you took at that freezer. You had no idea that the gas would ignore or not. It was dumb luck that you got out of there alive. Either you will try that again and I'll watch you kill yourself. Or you will quit and I'll watch you wither and fade. Either way, I win. ~
JJ: No. ~
Askari: Yes. ~
JJ: NO.
Teresa Lisbon: Would you be surprised if I said I loved you? ~
Patrick Jane: I'd be lying if I didn't say I'd be moved by that. ~
Teresa Lisbon: I love you. I said it. ~
Patrick Jane: I'm surprised.
Jake: Is it bathsalts? Cause I've seen it and they, they start eat each others faces! We have to stop it... ~
Abby: They soaked tampons in vodka! ~
Phoebe: No. No way. ~
Abby: Yes way. First they started drinking and then they didn't want the calories...Jade's idea! I told you... ~
Jake: Hold on, hold on. So what you're saying is... ~
Abby: Their vaginas are on fire!
